- Me: fuck I hate my period
- Me: YES NO MORE OF THAT SHIT FOR ANOTHER MONTH
- Me: …
- Me: …
- Me: Where the fuck is my period
- Me: omg what if I’m pregnant
- Me: I’ve never had sex but I am definitely pregnant
- Me: Shit I’m the next Virgin Mary
- Me: Should I get a pregnancy test
- Me: Should I tell my parents
- Me: WAIT
- Me: I DO NOT WANT A CHILD
- Me: WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PERIOD
- Me: YOU BETTER GET HERE QUICK YOU MOTHERFUCKER
- Me: IF YOU DON’T GET HERE IN THE NEXT WEEK WE’RE GOING TO HAVE TROUBLE
- Uterus: hi
- Me: THERE YOU ARE
- Me: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
- Me: DO YOU KNOW HOW WORRIED I’VE BEEN
- Me: DON’T EVER DO THAT AGAIN YOU SHITHEAD
- Me: …
- Me: fuck I hate my period
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